beep box

A small cheap car, an "econobox". Beep boxes typically have a boxy, boring, no-frills body style and a high pitched horn that sounds like it belongs on a toy car. The old Chevy Chevettes and Ford Festivas are typical examples of beep boxes.

John didn't have much money, so he had to buy a beep box.

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ugliful

The ugly equivalent of beautiful.

If my dog was as ugliful as she was, I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards

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bomb out

1. To fail, to perform poorly.

2. To be rejected.

1. Tom was afraid that he was going to bomb out on his math test.

2. John bombed out when he asked Jane on a date.

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numb bum

This is what happens to a person's rear end after sitting for too long.

That movie was so long that I ended up with a major case of numb bum.

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dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

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cigar

A slang word for a tampon.

I was embarrassed when my lover asked me to pick up a box of cigars for her at the store.

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get a charge

To find something amusing; something that makes you laugh. To be generally enthusiastic about something.

I get a charge out of watching Seinfeld.

I get a charge out of driving fast.

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