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barn burner

a big dramatic disagreement, a shouting match, or a knockdown dragdown fight.

When Mary caught Sue with her husband, they had a barn burner of a fight.

by Libertine October 02, 2005


morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by Libertine October 09, 2005


newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by Libertine October 04, 2005


hang around

to waste time, to loiter.

My friends and I hang around at the corner bar.

by Libertine October 11, 2005


wear out

1. To cause harm

2. To hit or beat

1. Stop playing that music so loud; you'll wear out my ears!

2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!

by Libertine October 04, 2005


one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by Libertine October 04, 2005


gangbang

For a person who works for tips, such as a waiter or a pizza delivery driver, when they work an entire shift without getting a single tip. Related to the slang word for not getting a tip: "stiff".

I got so many stiffs working last night that I thought I was at a gangbang.

by Libertine October 03, 2005