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hang around

to waste time, to loiter.

My friends and I hang around at the corner bar.

by libertine October 11, 2005

81πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


newspaper job

Spending a prolonged amount of time in the bathroom taking a shit. Called a "newspaper job" because one commonly takes the paper along with them to read as they sit on the toilet

I ate so much for lunch that I know I'll have to do a newspaper job this afternoon.

by libertine October 4, 2005

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


morning warning

An alarm clock. Usually used by night owls who hate getting up early.

I prefer to wake up naturally; I can't stand to use the morning warning.

by libertine October 9, 2005

10πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


wear out

1. To cause harm

2. To hit or beat

1. Stop playing that music so loud; you'll wear out my ears!

2. Stop misbehaving or I'll wear out your ass!

by libertine October 4, 2005

76πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


dipped in shit

An exclamation of disbelief or surprise. Sometimes expressed as "I'll be dipped in shit and covered with feathers".

After hearing that his aunt had left home to join a biker gang, he said, "Well, I'll be dipped in shit!"

by libertine October 3, 2005

49πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


gangbang

For a person who works for tips, such as a waiter or a pizza delivery driver, when they work an entire shift without getting a single tip. Related to the slang word for not getting a tip: "stiff".

I got so many stiffs working last night that I thought I was at a gangbang.

by libertine October 3, 2005

35πŸ‘ 155πŸ‘Ž


one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door

To be in a very precarious position, most commonly used when a person is in imminent danger of being fired from their job.

The way John has been fucking up at work lately, I wouldn't be surprised if he has one foot on a banana peel and the other one out the door.

by libertine October 4, 2005

20πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž