hummer

A blow job that incorporates humming, moaning or any other type of noise that creates slight vibrations in the throat heightening the entire experience for the suck-ee.

Sheila's hummers make me cry.

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high hard one

a big fat cock
or
getting stiffed (by a big fat stiffy)

I moan with pleasure when I’m gettin’ the high hard one!

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cumfunnel

Any body orifice that cum can be deposited in – more commonly the mouth.

Frustration: "Shut your cumfunnel, Sheila"!

Elation: "I’ll fuck your cumfunnel all night, Sheila"!

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Cleaning the kitchen

aka Rim Job


The act of licking someone’s sphincter and inserting your tongue ever so slightly into their anus.

"Damn, Sheila, you're one ugly chick. But when you're cleaning the kitchen you're fine as fuck!"

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lickalottapuss

Any women (without regard to sexual orientation) that munches on another woman’s box.
plural: Lickalottapi.


aka Munchalottabox

As I entered the bar, I was amazed by the number of Lickalottapi I had to choose from.

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Keester

Another word for the asshole.

After giving a fabulous hummer, Sheila prefers to finish the evening with a cock in her keester!

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