Mary Ho

Slang: A very secretly kept "platonic" paddle boarder girlfriend that throws chum to married paddle boarding men.

That Mary Ho out in the water always has a bucket of chum ready.

Chrissy Cakes

A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!

Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.