Love

A common parasitic bug that infects millions of people every day. Possibly one of the most life impacting diseases known, if successfully fought off by the immune system it releases a substance which in turn can cause multiple symptoms which include: saying "fuck my life" constantly, looking back at all your imperfections while infected and realizing how stupid you looked, assuming life will always suck. symptoms may become fatal if care is not taken to alleviate them. According to CDC the only known cure is time.

Jake (Post-infected human): "Life will never be the same, fuck me!"

Random girl nearby on cellphone: "Im so glad i fell in love with you steve!!"

Jake (Post-infected human): *finds handgun* "... "

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