Andy

Andy is an interesting person you’ll meet. He’s a nice and relaxing guy when you get know him. But conveys a wide-range of emotions. Like stubbornness, like when people are being jackasses about things. Or, just being a plain ol’ silly goof with you and your mates having a good time. There’s also a special shut down mode where he just loses absolute control of emotions and doesn’t care about anything what so ever that is being told to him. Frankly, Andy is nonetheless a great person to hang and let off a bunch of steam with, since he wields a range of emotions too. Give it time, he’ll eventually become one of your biggest and bestest friends.

“ Oh that guy over there is being a real Andy right now. He can’t calm down for five seconds.”

witucki

A polish last name - family of catholic bafooned idiots that live in the woods. Distinct qualities of a Witucki includes spending time shooting anything and everything they see move, constant bitch face, drink out of old random containers, didn’t have a good childhood, loses virginity at 14, large chest, smells like smoke, republican, and overall is a complete hick.

“Hey Rick! I heard from Maybell Lily that there be a Witucki in the bar over in them woods! Also heard they spent there whole last check playing slots last week!”