B-dubs

Nickname given to a man that is so pale he'd make a vampire jealous.

B-dubs, if you wear that white t-shirt people are going to think you got a new tattoo.

ass nachos

The look of the toilet bowl after diarrhea when one consumed corn the day before. Thus making the toilet bowl look like refried beans and corn.

Man #1. Holy shit, I just had the worst toilet experience.

Man #2. Based on that burrito you crushed last night I'd imagine you had an epic case of ass nachos.