B-dubs

Nickname given to a man that is so pale he'd make a vampire jealous.

B-dubs, if you wear that white t-shirt people are going to think you got a new tattoo.

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ass nachos

The look of the toilet bowl after diarrhea when one consumed corn the day before. Thus making the toilet bowl look like refried beans and corn.

Man #1. Holy shit, I just had the worst toilet experience.

Man #2. Based on that burrito you crushed last night I'd imagine you had an epic case of ass nachos.

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