Illville, N.J., AKA Millville, NJ is a city in southjersey and has a large accumulation of morons living there. Anyone smart enough gets the fuck out ASAP.
Don't stop when driving thru Illville, NJ, you'll figure it out after hearing that fucking banjo music.
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Anyone that watches everyone else's plates during meals. They finish off their serving then wait to see who isn't going to eat whats left of theirs and asks," You going to eat that ?"
During dinner the platestalker known as Porky kept an eye out for anyone's leftovers.
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The aliens watchdog portayed by a giant lobster from a 1950 sci fi flick.
The teenagers fled in terror as the GARGON attacked.
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Shortened version of the words Dumbass Idiotic Trash Talking Useless Shit-head.
Commonly used by bikers and truckers in reference to an unwanted pest.
A couple bikers and a trucker had pulled into a truck stop off the interstate to refuel, while at the pumps they strike up a pleasent conversation. One biker gives a heads up towards a shifty looking individual that he notices walking towards the group and as the trucker turns and looks he says, " Look out bro's here comes a dittus."
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A penis having greater length than width ( girth )
derived from the word oblong
A group of guy's were enjoying the sauna when one said to another, " Some men are well endowed but that dudes got an oobladong."
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