italian lighting

When one sets fire to his/her property to collect the insurance money.

Person 1---Holy shit..did you see that fire?

Person 2--Yeah it looks like it was hit with some italian lighting.

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dick sandwich

When one take his dick and places it between 2 slices of bread.

Hey bitch, you hungry?....how bout' a dick sandwich?

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