Turmousaladuck

Since 2021 when I originally defined “turmousaladuck”, more discoveries have been made - turmousaladucks are not only a wonderful creature with the body of a llama, shell of a turtle, beak and wings of a duck, and tail of a mouse, but they also are the solutions to many world problems. Their spit contains rare elements with amazing medicinal properties, but their shells also grant one wish to whoever inherits them (when a turmousaladuck trusts you, it can give you its shell - this is the highest honor one can receive in turmousaladuck society)

Rebekah: Hey kyle! What’s that shell you got there?

Kyle: it’s from my friend chorky, the turmousaladuck

Rebekah: no way - that’s sick!