High School Musical 3

A movie that most normal teenagers over the age of 15 are afraid to see until they are forced to see it with their little 12 year old brother or sister, and then they find it it is the best movie ever. Compared to High School Musical 1 and 2, it is pretty damn realistic and we even got some parts that are pretty funny, such as streaking through the school (they only have a towel, but they got the idea) and the Boy's are Back part has some testerone in it.

Normal teen: Dude, I am forced to see High School Musical 3. I rather sit at home and watch porn.
*after seeing the movie*: Man, this movie is the shit. It's like a 100% better than Superbad.

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history

1. A pretty decent class where you can learn about anything ranging from the Egyptians to the Rennaissance to World War II, and much more.

2. A channel on TV that basically shows about 10% real history and the rest utter bullshit.

3. Something that overprotective parents check to see if you are looking at porn or something innocent like neopets or Wikipedia.

1. I have history class 4th block... can't wait.
2. How does Ice Road Truckers have to do with History??

3. Dude, look at my history, it is full of xxx porn. Gotta delete it before my mom finds out.

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Sarah Palin

What John McCain has chosen for a running mate. She is the governor of Alaska and she is an ultra conservative, but is pretty good to look at.

She believes that we should all have our guns, have babies, Jesus, lower taxes, and to DRILL right now!!! They are already starting to DRILL because of her. She is the member of the NRA and all that good shit. Her speeches could kick Obamas ass.

She was also responsible of starting a trend for teenager girls that support her with these rimless, artsy glasses and scene hair.

Sarah Palin... she's a woman!!! She is America's dream girl.

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wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

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TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

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police

1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.

2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!

2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!

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gut grenade

Something that you get from McDonalds that makes your gut feel like it was punched in the stomach a few times.

I was in a hurry so I had to get a gut grenade....man that hurts!!!

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