contacts

Little thin pieces of plastic that makes a geek or techie look hot.

*puts contacts in* I am not a dork anymore because I don't have these fucking glasses on me!!!

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side-ponytail

A pretty awesome hairstyle with girls that was popular in the late 1960s and again in the mid 1980s, but side-ponytails were really more popular in the 60s than the 80s. I can see side-ponytails coming back in style around 2009.

Sarah is wearing a side-ponytail. That's hot.

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fiyaballin

Ballin' really hardcore with cash

This lady knows how to get money, she is fiyaballin

girls basketball

It's when a bunch of pretty attractive looking girls run around in not so hot uniforms and attack each other for a few hours. The ones on the bench flirt at the boys and try to act ghetto.

I watched Lena play girls basketball last night. Meow!!!

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15

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.

Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.

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position with a responsibility

A stuffy way to say that you are working in some high class department, but you are really just looking up tax files and bookkeeping or some dinky slave slacker job like that.

I work as an bookkeeper for the New York Times... I have a position with a responsibility.

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wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

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