police

1. Somebody that is supposed to protect and serve you, but they are most likely drinking coffee and eating donuts, along with pulling you over and harassing you for no reason.

2. Something that rappers like to rap about

1. Dude, I just got pulled over by the police today because I didn't give him a glazed donut at the bakery. DAMN!!!

2.Yo I'm rapping about the police nigga, nobody is going to stop me and nobody is going to cop me....yeeeah!!!

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wi-jacking

When you are using somebody elses wireless internet connection to get free internet access.

I was wi-jacking Bobs internet access because I can't get free high speed internet access myself.

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TV

Basically something that is hanging around your house that is obsolete. Everybody is on the internet, going to games, or playing video games.

TV back then: Stuff like the Simpsons that could be watched by the whole family.
TV now: CSI reruns, movies that are played, 1500 times, mindless reality shows, stupid documentaries, spongebob, wrestling, hannah montana, NASCAR, annoying shopping channels, and letting you nearly have your tits hang out.

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2008

A year in which

The ecomony was going through a recession

Music was more of this dancy shit such as Forever and stuff

Being lesbian is cool

Everybody either wants to be either a scene kid, or a boho chic person who wears tunics and uggs.

Pokemon is tha shit again

Everybody is obsessed with being "green" and if you sneeze the wrong way, you are considered "autistic", which is really something that is a 1-10,000 chance of really having.


Gas prices were like $4 or more a gallon in the US

You gotta dye your hair black or become a redhead

A governer out of nowhere starts a new fashion craze for 17 year olds everywhere.

and best of all...

You love Obama!!!

2008 is a pretty good year, hope 2009 is even better

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ghettotronic

This new wave of music that peaks around December 2007 that combines dance/electronica/new wave with hip-hop, R&B music. Pretty awesome sound to it but it could get boring if it is overplayed. Better than this Soulja Boy crap that was worn out last year.

Usually sung/rapped by Timbaland, T-Pain, Akon, Bone Thugz and Harmonies, Baby Bash, Kanye West, Lil' Wayne, Usher, Mariah Carey, Hilary Duff, Colby O' Donis, Chris Brown etc.

Ayo Technology is a great example of ghettotronic music.

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gut grenade

Something that you get from McDonalds that makes your gut feel like it was punched in the stomach a few times.

I was in a hurry so I had to get a gut grenade....man that hurts!!!

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2012

We are not going to die this year... all thes dumbasses that are taking Ritalin and thinking the world is ending that year should get their ass kicked... we are going to live way farther than 2012... a lot farther. This thing is a hoax!!!

OMG... It is 2012. Prepare to die!!!
Me: Shut up you fucking idiot... read the bible you dumbass

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