Andreas

Andreas is someone extremely fucked. They don't know who they are, all they know is that they're obesely overweight and weigh more than the fucking sun.

"Wow, look at that guy. He looks really fat and clueless."
"Yeah, he's probably an Andreas"

Vincent

Vincent is an extremely, critically overweight person. He loves to eat, but doesn't know how or when to stop.

Boy 1: "Where is the food?"
Boy 2: "Vincent was here."
Boy 1: "Oh."

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Phillip

A Phillip is a very strong person, and when he goes all out, then it's over for you.

Boy 1: "Phillip is fat."
Phillip: "No."
*Phillip proceeds to knock Boy 1 out.*

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