Tookee

An alter ego dads like to use and can also be used to describe something weird. If tookee was a person it would be a jazz musician with a crack addiction

“Hey ur acting like a tookee”
“What’s you’re dads name? Tookee?”

mythical shrimp worm

Somebody who is probably the best person in the world, they have great manners, make great memes, 0 percent petty, some would say they are mythical.

"I hope this new kid is a mythical shrimp worm"