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When a person who is skydiving has to ejaculate to completion before they can open their parachute.
âDude should I do the cumchute challenge when I go skydiving today?â
A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.
âOh my god my balls just touch the water in the toiletâ
âMan that guy must be Captain LongSack.â
A guy who fails at asking out any girl he DMâs
âMan I feel like a Peyton, I canât believe I got rejected by her.â
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