Lazy Monday

When your Lazy Sunday is so lazy that it carries over into Monday and you have to call in sick to work/school.

Joe: Where were you today?

Steve: Oh just having a Lazy Monday

Rubbing one in

Female version of Rubbing one out.

Female masturbation.

Jessica: Ready to go now?

Steph: Yeah just had to finish rubbing one in.

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