Soil Enthusiast

a Soil Enthusiast is a person who is always enthusiastic about soil and symps out to the soil song (look it up on youtube)
They are very dedicated to soil and are even making Soil Enthusiast merch! (more details later)

Soil Enthusiast: God i just love the smell and taste of soil!
Person 1: woW, GoOd FoR yOU.
Person 2: YoU aRE sUch a SOil eNtHuSIasT!

Chubby Unicorn

A rhino who people think is a unicorn but is not.

Dumb person: woah looooook! It's a chubby unicorn!
big brain person: nah that's a rhino (shaking their head)

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