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cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior

"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"

by lil_woodchip July 20, 2018

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