alpine

when you sit in a chair warmed by the ass of another individual

Shit dude! Who was just sitting here? Alpiney af!

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brenban

when an individual has diminished mental capacity; to the extent they may be unable to spell their own name. derivation: brendan dassey

did that person really just confess to a murder they had nothing to do with?! what a brenban!