Paul McCartney

An elefantine clitoris; a penis with no balls.

A: Hey, did you score with that chick last night?
B: You wouldn't believe it, when I got her pants off, she had a Paul McCartney! I had to get out of there!

or

I thought the bouncer at that bar was tough, but it turned out he was a total Paul McCartney. He was afraid to break up that fight!

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