Aaron

A person who will literally fall of the face of the earth to prove the earth is flat.

Friend 1: Is Aaron alright? I haven’t seen him in a while.
Friend 2: Aaron’s fine. He just fell off the face of the earth again.

Eli

Generally a very handsome man. Don’t be fooled by his football player build; he is quite the bull in a china shop, but has a soft spot in his heart for all family and friends, and will stop at nothing to be there for them. An Eli is a jokester. He loves to make people laugh and be the life of the party. He will do daredevil acts to win the heart of anyone, especially a girl he’s set his own heart on. He is especially romantic, talented, and loves to have a good time. He will host a party for anything, and will be the most loyal friend you’ve ever had.

Man, I’ve never had a better Piña Colada than the one Eli throws together.

Eli sure knows how to have a good time.

I know an Eli; I’m in love with him.