bart kid

a kid who posts sad bart simpson edits on his snapchat story after breaking up with his girlfriend of two days, wears champion hoodies and sweat pants and probably has a perm, always has airpods in and listens to xxxtentacles and juice world. he also tries to act cool by acting not wearing his mask and blaring juice in his airpods during class. probably a trump supporter.

sam: do you see that kid over there wearing the black champion hoodie with the hood up walking with 100 girls blasting x?

jeff: yeah

sam: he’s a bart kid

standbymeish

something daring, gross, or odd that nobody else wants to do.

lily: “dominick, go get the bug spray from the fossil hunting sight.”

dominick: “no”

victoria: “don’t you want to be standbymeish?”

dominick: *gets bug spray*

standbymeish

doing something daring, gross, or odd that nobody else wants to do.

“dominick go get the bug spray from the fossil hunting sight, if you want to be standbymeish.”

evanpetershateclub

Shate.

My oh my is there things to say about Shate. Shate is the best tiktok account to ever be created and is silly cute and everything in between. Shate features a variety of fun characters and pals such as peter kitts, paul bettany, and peebs pesters. These fellows are sure to great you with a friendly smile wink and a wave. Everyone who follows Shate is sure to have a smile on their faca when they post. The real Vilet Hormone and Channing T8um follow Shate and are very large supporters. If you don’t follow Shate, you are doing something wrong, Shate is god. It’s three personalities consist of Kahl, Lohn, and Riv. Shate is a Gemini.

Paul: Hello mate, have you seen the new post of Shate? evanpetershateclub?

Pitbull: Ew I hate that account it’s so stupid.

Paul: Darling, you’re going to regret that.

T5: *shoot pitbull in the skull faca*