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the best friend a girl can ask for. is really talented in art. always makes you laugh. she is also very strange. is in love with maester seymour.
my best friend's name is caitie.
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a store bought cigar (gas stations have them), in which pot heads preceed to cut open (usually with razors), empty the tobacco out of, fill with buddah, roll tightly, and SMOKE
a blunt a day keeps the doctor away
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International superstar in the 90's who had hit after hit throughout the deacade, including the top 40 tracks Better Place and Another Chance. Unfortunately his downfall came when he got involved with the wrong crowd. These guys got him downing pints in the Red Lion pub and smoking the occasional spliff. This new rebellious attitude had a knock on effect and he has since become an arrogant dirty druggie and alcoholic. Former friends such as Dai A. and Jamie have turned their backs on him in disgust and will no longer assossiate with such a failure. Jack (as he's known on the sex offenders list) now cries emo tears every night and has lost his ruggish good looks and good physique, he has since become unclean, unshaven, and now resembles an old lesbian school teacher who goes by the name of Des. Jack's skin has taken on a off greenish quality and he is now said to bear a striking resemblance to Shrek. His personal hygiene has suffered unquestionably and he now is said to have deadly B.O. He has two failed marriages up his sleeve and now lives alone in the flats just south of his native land, Heolgerrig (home of the hotties). He is currently available to do gigs anywhere at anytime. He's willing to perform classic tracks from his heyday for no money at all. His only accepted method of payment is steak bakes which he will gobble down in no time. It is asked that if you see this poor pathetic creature on the streets, in the gutter etc please take some pity on his large shapeless form and throw a bake at him. Just remember to steer clear of the rear end. Anyone who ignores this last piece of advice, rest in peace.
Linda: Um what was that fellas name, you know the one in the 90's with the funny hair who couldn't sing?
Tor: Umm, name one of his songs for me.
Linda: Better Place was one.
Tor: Ahh I know, funnily enough I seen him only yesterday in Greggs scoffing down a steak bake.
Linda: Well I attended his wedding yesterday - he's married some chick Desna.
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Humongous thighs that rub together and spark when one walks..usually attached to an obese woman.
oh..oh..I warned you not to walk close to those huge hamlegs, your coat is ablaze!!!.
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started by chatleader Thiviya somelastname, chat tampons is the coolest chat in the world, but it's making us all fail. But its still really really cool! JUST LIKE THIVIYA WHO WON'T LET ME HAVE SEX WITH HER.
topics that come up a lot in 'chat tampons'-
sex
masturbating
sex
sex
PENIS
and- PENIS!!!
clay penises, too. and rubber ones.
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