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The sexiest man ever!!!
Ville You're beautifull
what a wicked thing to do.. to make me dream of you
96π 15π
An ankle spanker is a huge penis that, when hard, could possibly rip open a horse. Often steped on by the owners friends.
Brittney!! Get off my ankle spanker!
29π 8π
A hapless man usually from Hammond, Indiana,with extremely gargantuan hairy balls and a 2" erect shlong.
OMG!!! My eyes are bleeding!!!
OMG!!! EeeeeW!!! Furry basketballs!!! um...John, I hear my mom calling, got to run........byeeeeeeeeeee.
10π 4π
When a cat or kitten is acting all sweet and innocent.
8π 2π
Celibate man who offered to cook me a dinner then cancelled.
"Are we doing it tonight?" " Not tonight love I'm Ritch"
14π 22π