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ATMs with outrageous fees. Usually worse at an events such as a concerts or games.
Dude - will you stop somewhere I need to get cash before the concert.
They have ATMS at the concert.
Yeah - but they're rape me ATM's.
39π 11π
Violent but pleasurable sex
Girl 1: I canΓ’ΒΒt wait for this business trip to be over so my boyfriend can give me a beating, I am so horny.
Girl 2: What kind of beating, a spread eagle beating?
Girl 1: What other kind is there?
30π 13π
When you use too much deoderant and you have little white chunks of it still left in your armpits.
I thought lacy was hot until she put her arms over her head and I saw her deodorant dingleberrys.
19π 4π
When you are laying in bed and your significant other releases a gas from their anus trying to trap you under the covers, you (if you are stronger or sneaky) then reverse it so your partner is caught in the atmosphere of his/her own stink.
scott tried to trap me in a dutch oven last night but I reversed it and he had to smell is own fart for once, giving him a reverse dutch oven.
18π 16π
The process by which the principles of the fast-food restaurant
are coming to dominate more sectors of our society.
71π 7π
You cannot have an argument with them because they are always right, no matter what. They pretend to know everything about anything. It annoys the piss out of everyone that is friends with him or her. Most of the time they are not correct. They are a knowbuddy.
Dude Γ’ΒΒ what the hell was Jamie talking about?
I donΓ’ΒΒt know, she is such a knowbuddy, always talking out her ass and trying to look intelligent.
11π 2π