Dick Tweezer

A large population of Earth have a very small dick. So to jerk off a toy called the dick tweezer is used :)

Person 1: Bro, your dick is so small you use a tweezer to jerk off!
Person 2: Well, dipshit, it's called a dick tweezer and no my cock is giant!
Ninja: my cocks too small for a dick tweezer.....:((

arse-weasel

A bri'ish swear word. Because ass is too weird for them I don't know. It is directed to a person who likes arse.

Person 1 : " Can I get a bo'oh'wo'ah?"
Person 2 (hot sexy lady) : "Yeah of course." *turns around."
Person 1: *Checks her ass out. I mean arse. yeah yeah that for sure*
Person 3 : "You checking out her arse innit? Ya arse-weasel! hargh hargh hargh".

bitchsquealer

A word used to describe a dumb child that acts like a teachers pet and squeals/complains about everything like a fucking bitch!!

Example:

Teacher: Class, I need to go to the principals office. Wait here.
The bitchsquealer in question: HEY!! THE TEACHER CANT LEAVE US HERE FOR OVER 10 MINUTES. STUDENT HANDBOOK, PAGE 4, RULE 34 IT SAYS THAT A TEACHER CAN'T LEAVE US ALONE FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES! CHILDREN ARE THE PRIORITY OF THIS SCHOOL!
A actually cool kid: stop acting like a bitchsquealer... you retarded ass motherfucker autism ass having bitch.

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