vinegar strokes

the pre-orgasmal point of no return for men during the sexual act, where failing to blurt your mess will result in blue balls

i was pulling up to the vinegar strokes when she woke up and caught my sticky gift in her freshly opened eye

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christmas porn

porn with a yuletide theme is christmas porn

Christmas Porn , You know the drill:

Birds enjoying someone coming down their chimney.

Santa emptying his sack for twins.

Muslims looking on awkwardly, wanting to join in but knowing that their religion strictly forbids it.

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