thunderstrum

to masterbate furiously, so fast that ones hand becomes a blur.

Q - what happened to you to make you come to hospital?

A - i snapped my banjo string having a thunderstrum

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barlikk

To go out after forgetting to apply deoderant, and ending up smelling like a homeless hooker in the middle of a fish market.

1st person: Hey there, how are you? Oh christ, you smell awful!
2nd person: What do you mean... oh shit, I'm barlikk!

subgay

to be not quite camp enough to be considered fully gay.

he couldn't be considered for election onto the gay community committee, after failing the gay "camp test" which showed, that after all of that hand waving, he was only subgay.

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crunné

for something to be hard, or tough.

can be used to describe an object or a persons hardness.

derived from the olde english word cunné.

he's well crunné

i got a massive crunné-on when i saw her bovobuar thogg.

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playing cricket down a mine

to be out of ones depth in any situation.

as soon as we were peeing gay, getting ready to stay puft her, i noticed that compared to everyone else, my knob was a bit mansarino and i felt that i was playing cricket down a mine.

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cunné

another description of something being 'hard'.

bloody hell, i got a massive cunné-on when i saw her neatly shaved thogg.

he's as cunné as nails.

mummy, my math homework is very cunné.

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sprodgley biggboggé

To be vague, can mean anything.

1st person: I'd like to buy a computer game.
2nd person: Which game?
1p: I don't know
2p: Well, what system?
1p: I don't know, the disc just goes in and it works.
2p: Ah! You want a sprodgley biggboggé!