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a person who can be described as looking like an actor in a comedy pornographic film.
christ, have you seen elton over there? with those glasses and that wig on, he looks like a right pornish casty!
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a method of masterbation. the 'user' claps both hands around his crunne on, squeezes until its numb, then proceed to masterbate with both hands at a furious pace. continue to spadging occurs.
Q - you just like you've spadged your life away. why is that?
A - i've just had a double fisted piledriver.
she gave him a double fisted piledriver, but, being female, had not mastered the technique good enough and ripped his crunne-on off.
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to be late in any given situation.
sorry i'm mariachi, i got distracted by a singing panda at the traffic lights.
bob, i've got something to tell you. i'm 7 weeks mariachi and i think it's yours.
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a comedian who thinks they're funny but who has all the comedy timing of russ abbott
the first act on the bill tonight recieved a luke-warm reaction from the crowd after a perry vossibell performance.