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Plasticized tv news announcer, usually female, most notable for their barbie-like characteristics; over-coiffed, likely botoxed, inappropriately sexy in inflatable doll sort of way. Are completely devoid of journalism skills. Sine qua non - inappropriate flirting and uncomprehending smile/perky demeanor.
Did you see the news barbie in the hurricane - her hair and face didn't move at all!
Underweight workoutaholics, female.
The gym was filled with gristle sticks today.
A man, especially under 25, who is skilled in cunnilingus; most engage in spelunking - i.e. cave exploration by unqualified amateurs.
She would have left him, but Bill was one of the few non-spelunkers of her youth.
(noun) A young man who is attractive to older women.
Did you see the movie where the boy took off his shirt? Now, that was some cougar nip!
Disproportionately large-jawed, underweight women, frequently blond, often in television or fashion - defining features are due to their subsistence on raw, hard to chew vegetable matter of low nutritional quality; just like pandas, which subsist on bamboo.
All the news chicks are pandas these days.
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