little pickle

Too small to crunch

Person 1: Hey u wanna eat this little pickle?
Person 2: Nah it’s too small it has no crunch

AORRU

When your best friend keeps annoying you to call them and you are getting so mad that you just have to scream random letters

Person 1: HURRY UP AND CALL MEEEE
Person 2: AORRU GIVE ME 5 MINUTES