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Mencyclopaedia

Any Lad mag, which a young boy uses to research the opposite sex.

FHM, GQ & Nuts Magazine are all fine examples of a Mencyclopaedia.

Meanwhile, Playboy is reserved exclusively for dirty old men.

by little-miss can't do wrong December 24, 2011


Cheeky Beer

That most glorious of things: a beer at an otherwise inappropriate moment with a dear friend.

You/they: 'Fancy a Cheeky Beer?'
They/you: 'I really ought to get back to work, but for you my sweetnessҀ¦ We'll make an exception!'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


random o'clock

Optimum meeting time throughout the weekend & occasionally during the week too.

Ideally suited when arranging to meet people who don't wear watches.

You: "Let's meet at random o'clock"
Them: "Sure thing, I'll buzz you & we can approximeet"
You: "Great, see you then"

by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010

13πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


doin' a paul mc cartney

when a man reaching middle-age seeks to convince his family that a girl nearer his kids age is his ideal bride. regardless of the inevitable protests offered up by his family and friends, he then defies them all - only to regret it later.

"dude, you're doin' a paul mc cartney dude"

by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

23πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


SPASM

Formerly known as SPAM. The SPASM is a contemporary emotion personified by the uncontrollable grimacing that results from receiving the first junk mail of the day...

Buddy: "Jeez, I thought you were gonna rattle off yer chair?!?!"
Victim: "Nah, I just got m'self a beef-jerky-viagra-kind-of-a-vibe..."
Buddy: "Any good?"
Victim: Er... Nope. Just' a lil' SPASM..."

by little-miss can't do wrong March 3, 2007

71πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


Jawb

A lousy job. The opposite of a Jobby.

I loathe my Jawb, it ain't no Jobby.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 11, 2011

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Domain Diet

Cancelling unused domain names, when the renewal fees exceed $1,000.

You: Just got a $1,350 bill for some .com's I haven't even used yet
They: Time to go on a Domain Diet, Dude!
You: true true

by little-miss can't do wrong March 8, 2012