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Indeed

To Anglicise thereby reinforcing the validity of a response to any statement.

She: 'Iรขย€ยฆ'
You: 'Indeed'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Your wheels are turning!

Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.

It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!

They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tutter

Someone who tuts.

Typically a grumpy old person with tidy moustache who was either in the RAF, or raised by a parent who was.

They: 'It wasn't like this back in the warรขย€ยฆ tut'
You say: 'true, true'
You think, but dare not say: 'Tutter'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 13, 2011

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


DICK?

Drunk In Charge (of a) Keyboard?

When you get woken up by an SMS at random o'clock & it's clearly from a drunk person. Rather than try to decipher it, simply reply: DICK? If they are, they'll know you aren't.

This used to require a computer keyboard, although those nifty little smart phone things are inspiring a revival (also known to affect to e-mail etc., especially during the early hours of Saturday & Sunday mornings)

Drunk person*: "I really, really, love you!!!" (etc.)
You: "DICK?"
Drunk person*: "Ah... Sorry! Had a few too many shandies..."
You: "Still a DICK?"

*: he/she who probably explored a little DUI beforehand & almost certainly will have a stinking hangover afterwards.

by little-miss can't do wrong October 14, 2010

20๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


urbandictum

A statement or expression which clearly belongs within Urban Dictionary.

Just hearing such a thing, inspires all who do to rush to their nearest wrecktangle & post it on this glorious website.

Click the 'random' button on this page & you will be presented by a fine example of an urbandictum.

Such infinite definition, by definition defies definition of itself.

by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smug Ninjas

Cyclists appearing from nowhere, who pass the cars which have already stopped for a red light.

Driver: 'I did the decent thing and stopped on amber, only to forsake the next light because I was blocked by a gazillion Smug Ninjas, who turned-up before I could break away'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 9, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


studio tan

The opposite of the suntan that lazy people get sitting on the beach, when you're working your butt off in the studio until the early hours of the morning.

Typically blamed on the winter months, by people who work just as hard in the summer & don't see daylight from one year to the next.

They: "Why don't you go outside & get a little sun on your bones"
You: "It's my studio tan. I've been working on it all summer"
They: "Er... I thought a tan made you darker"
You: "Dude, I'm in the dark Dude. I am the darkest of them all."

by little-miss can't do wrong September 28, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž