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inshot burner

an inshot burner is a type of gas burner that shoots flame horizontally as apposed to straight up like ribbon burners these burners must be used with an induced draft fan to function mainly used on furnaces and heaters

furnace guy what type of burners are these on my furnace they shoot flames horizontally

sir these are inshot burners instead of a flame straight up like ribbon burners these shoot flames horizontally a like a blow torch

customer i did not know that wow

furnace guy now you know

by littlejimmie January 26, 2019


particle board

particle board also known as low density fiberboard is an engineered wood product made from saw dust and resin used to make low cost furniture subflooring and many other consumer products

i wanted all solid wood furniture but i ended up with furniture made from particle board what a bummer

by littlejimmie February 28, 2019

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wisecock

wisecock one who is a wiseass and has a cocky attitude is annoying shows his or her cockiness and arrogance regardless of the situation and whats going on

the clerk at the local grocery store was being a wisecock spewing sarcastic comments making wise cracks showing her arrogance and being a straight up asshole about the whole thing

by littlejimmie March 28, 2019


suckface

suckface a non vulgar less offensive way of calling someone a fuckface when fuckface is not appropriate and profanity is not wanted

this guy parked his car on the railroad tracks knowing full well what would happen a train came through and totaled his car what a stupid suckface

by littlejimmie April 29, 2019


motherflipper

motherflipper a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a motherfucker when you need have good manners and profanity want do

dude you turned my girlfriend against me you motherflipper

no man you turned your girlfriend against yourself you motherflipper

dude you are a prick who is too selfish to stand up and admit your wrongs you motherflipper

man you really think of me that way

yes dude i think of you as a selfish prick who want stand up and admit your wrongs

how you feel about me i get it dude

by littlejimmie April 17, 2019


snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma

one who is a young arrogant snot nose and is better off going home to momma rather than annoy everyone with their arrogance and snotty attitude

my cousin is a snot nosed kid who needs to go home to momma rather annoying everyone with her arrogance and snotty attitude

by littlejimmie August 4, 2019

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flipwipe

flipwipe is someone who is a fuck and an asswipe a non vulgar less offensive way to call someone a vulgar name without using a curse word

bobby you stole my fleets you asswipe

fred i did not steal your fleets you flipwipe

by littlejimmie March 5, 2019