fangirl

A "fangirl" is a teenage girl that is dedicated to a artist. Whether this artist is/a singer(s), actor(s). A "fangirl" normally spends her time on the internet blogging, tweeting, or stalking these artists. A "fangirl" uses the lingo "asdfgjkl" and "I cant even" both show signs of the emotion "not being able to process what just happened." "fangirls" usually say "WHAT IS AIR!?!?!?" and "STOP I CANT BREATHE!" and "I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!" The last phrase is translated into "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I HATE MYSELF FOR IT!"

Fangirl 1: "Did you hear One Direction's new song!?!"
Fangirl 2: "asdfghjkl"
Fangirl 1: "I know, I cant even!"
Fangirl 2: "I'm totally going to go home and blog about this!"

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carrot

An orange veggie that all our parents made us eat as children telling us that it will help us see in the dark.

Child: "Mum, i'm done with dinner"
Mom: "Did you eat your carrots?"
Child: "No i dont like them."
Mom: "The will help you see in the dark."
Child: *jaw drops and shovels carrots into his/her mouth.*

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