Oregon Waffle

Originally the name of the footwear that started it all for Nike's humble beginnings when Coach Bowerman at U of O molded the sole of a running shoe out of the pattern made from the profile of a waffle iron in order to accommodate the runner's transition from cinder track to the newer artificial surfaces emerging . The term has now come to refer to liberal hyprocarcy. Oregon is known for its vast dichotomy of politics from utlra conservative in the east to ultra liberal in the west.

You could see the large carbon footprint left behind from her Oregon Waffles as Sara raced off to catch her Maui vacation flight in her late model Subaru following her Global Warming fun run in Portland.

Reese's Feces

Another name for a Dinkleberry which cling to the the buttocks and pubic hairs consisting of a mixture of toilet paper and shit. Some alternative folks consider it a delicacy, these tasty toilet treats.

Michael Jackson after entertaining his young Aussie friends at Neverland, invited them to snack on his Reese's Feces, prepared just for them all the way from down under..

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georgia rose

1)The chaffing that occurs between two breasts after working in the cotton fields for hours in the hot sun. It appears that a rose has bloomed in the cleavage.

2) ( medical) red sores or abrasions that occur between the breasts from the friction of a penis or sores that occur after an unlubricated pearl necklace.

Child, if you don't put some bacon grease between your knockers your gonna bloom a Georgia rose.

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