soft taco

code words for sexual tension; related urst; originated in high school theater back stage when one's friends have extreme unresolved sexual tension and you need to talk about it without them knowing

"wow, look at those two, they have a huge soft taco!"

"the soft taco between those two is so huge i wonder if they can eat it all by themselves..."

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quaffle

Contrary to popular belief, a quaffle is NOT that Harry Potter thing! A quaffle is what you call a waffle that's been placed in a blender and liquidized into a beverage.

Quaff a waffle! Thus, it's a quaffle.

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Ociffer

What I called the cruise security man when he came to bust me and my friend for being drunk and rowdy and wrestling in the hallways!

Security Man: "What's going on here?"
Me: "I'm sotally tober ociffer!!"

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squad up

you and your boys squad up to get ready to fight or participate in some other form of mischief.

John and his boys had to squad up when Raakim's crew kept talkin' noise.

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monf

An insult, similar to mong, but less vindictive. Cheeky northern monkeys are monfs!!!

ANGIE you are a monf!!!

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fightstar

Charlie Simspon from Busted's other band that he's leaving Busted to go to. Fightstar are much more rock than Busted and they are totally wicked.

Can't remeber the name of the song cos the names weird or maybe I'm having a mental block. I dunno

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Jebiesz jeze

"You fuck hedgehogs" in polish

Doesn't it speak for itself?

Jebiesz jeze!

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