butt fairy

a magical creature that can grant you a wish for nice rear ended people. A.K.A BABY GOTSTA HAVE BACK!!

person 1:hey i got this really weird phone call last nite.
person 2:really? who was it?
person 1:IDK, someone named the butt fairy but they said that they'd grant me any wish i wanted.But they asked for my measurments and then they hung up.
person 2: why?
person 1:IDK but apparently im lackin' in the back end?

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vairy

a vagina slash fairy.Like a halloween costume idea! or also a "fairy" like creature that "loves to please".

Guy 1: so how's you and your girl friend?
Guy 2: uhh it's good. She considers me quit the vairy!
Guy 1:that's gross!?!
Guy 2:SHE doesn't think so!!

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