fenis

The awkward bulge you get when you sit down while wearing jeans.

Is that your fenis, or are you just happy to see me?

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untz

The sound of the techno porn groove.

You: D00d, those bees are totally doing it.
Me: Untz untz untz untz

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gamey

Smelly and rank. As if you had run around in the sun all day with a wool sweater on, then slept in the jungle, then woke up the next day and did it all over again, without showerin: you would smell pretty gamey.

Dude...put some deoderant on, you're pretty gamey.

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orbital

Two piercings connected by one ring or CBR.

I would do anyone with an orbital.

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mcgyver

1. Of or relating to the show of the same name. Starring Richard Dean Anderson, aka Sexy Beast.

2. To fix or construct something using only the materials at hand, such as a paper clip and a drinking straw. Requires awesome sKILLz.

1. SpikeTV is awesome because they show four hours of Star Trek followed by one hour of McGyver every weekday.

2. I mcgyvered the window so it wouldn't leak anymore.

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beaver genitals

Alternate name for chapstick. Named because of an ingredient in chapstick which apparently is derived from beaver genitals. No, I swear it is, I have a link somewhere.

D00d, you got any beaver genitals on you?

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lindsay lohan

She is hot. I would tap that.

"There's Lindsay Lohan. Would you tap that?"
"Yes, yes I would tap that."

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