leeuwin lisa

one of the greatest people who you will ever meet. she's funny, serious yet laid back. she'll make u grin no matter wat ur doin. a total legend in a league of her own. when you meet this chicky you will never want the friendship you've started to end. rock on.

omg your such a leeuwin lisa...(hahaha that makes no sense at all)

ello poppet

a term used to greet friends in a fun kind of way, using a funny canadian accent is fun too...
after a while people will start to copy you and you will have to stop saying for a while, then you can start saying it again after it isnt as...annoyingly repeative...

"ello poppet! 'ow are you?"

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homegirl

A specific chick you are talking about.

Homegirl went to the club and didn't get any numbers.

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brekie

A meal early in the day, breakfast. It orginated from Lizzy wasn't quiet awake and said brekie instead of breakfast, brekie was born.

"Oy, mum!...What's for brekie?"

"Toast, dear."

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bah

Bah:

Interjection

1. Used to express annoyance, anger, or sadness.
2. Used to "enhance" dull sentences.

1. "BAH! I hate doing taxes!!"

2. " Bah! I like dogs, bah!"

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grandpa's an asshole

A sick yet great song by Blink 182!

When you fucked grandpa did he tell you that he loved you
Did he hold you till the sun did rise
and did he look into your eyes
and ask you to felate him
and stick a finger or two in his ass

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
he rubs his dick in broken glass

when you fucked grandpa did he kiss you soft and tender
did he tie your hands behind your head
and was it on your mother's bed

and this is stupid man! I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather. I mean you guys are related! Whats he gonna do, take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed? Man, he likes to fuck you up the bottom, and grandma would come in and watch, and masturbate, and cum all over the place, and this is stupid! I hate you all! I'm not even gonna have sex with my mom tonight! Man, this is stupid! I hate you!

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quirk

(Adj.)- A characteristic that makes one special. Someone with a lot of quirks might be considered fucked up.

My favorite quirk about him is that he has to sleep the furthest away from the door.

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