Hoden

Balls. But in German.

American guy: "He kicked me in the HODEN."

Clueless German or Austrian guy: "We don't call them that! We call them 'Eggs!' "

American guy: "That's fuckin' stupid."

balls in your face

A phrase used to express hostility or derision.

She: "You didn't run the dishwasher last night. Again."

He: "How bout I slap my balls in your face?"

hot as balls

When it's so hot you want to punch someone in the face.

"Goddamn it's hot as balls outside."

H.A.B.

Abbreviation for hot as balls. Like when it's hot as balls outside.

"How hot is it gonna be today? It's gonna be H.A.B."