The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).
I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.
My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!
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Taking pleasure in observing others as they smell your farts.
Person 1: Man! It stinks like eggs!
Person 2: TeeHeeHee
Person 2 experienced fart joy, while person 1 simply experienced farts.
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Black Person #1 - I think the key to middle east peace is a two state solution.
Person #2 - Nigga, you a berd!
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The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.
Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!
When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.
Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.
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