janky

Bad luck; superstitious

That is janky to split the pole.

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brazilian pancake

Recipe for a brazilian pancake:
1: Find some skank
2: Have sex with her outdoors
3: Blow your wad on her stomach
4: Smear your jizz in a nice circular pattern
5: Let it dry in the sun
6: Carefully peel the dried jizz off of her stomach and feed it to her

My girlfriend died after eating nothing but brazilian-style pancakes for three weeks straight.

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My dad

A guy I really dont know. I Know i havnt seen him in 9 years. He hasnt called either. Left the country because of his drug dealing. A guy i used to dream of meeting evry day, but now just wish he would rot.

a retarded good for nothing junkie

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HOT

1. Someone who is sexually attractive.

2. Opposite of cold

Larisa is HOT!!!

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deuce

when someone has said something mistakingly, and you book em for it, and give em 2 punches.

yo that was a deuce guy!

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