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When a host is overly attentive to a guest to the point of being annoying/oppressive.
"The B&B owner keeps trying to do my laundry, vacuum the room, give me a massage, get me movie tickets...I just want some peace and quiet, not hospitalitarianism."
Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.
That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.
A layer of toilet paper placed on the toilet water to avoid splashing
When using a public restroom, always put down a splashpad.
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When a really old man dates a really young woman.
Hugh Hefner's new girlfriend is 25--looks like they're carbon dating.
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