imo

A emotional, suicidal, gay, punk rocker who who wheres their hair over one eye and wheres tight black clothes and badly died black hair.

Those imos at the mall are always sliting their wrists and complaining about life.

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rough sex

When a man breaks his penis while having sex.

Kevin was having sex with his girlfriend when it quickly became rough sex when she changed posistions and broke his penis.

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dark nuts

testicles with frostbite

Davey really learned his lession this Christmas about walking naked throug a blizzard he got dark nuts and his ass was literally frozen solid.

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promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

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oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

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power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

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Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.

My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.

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