promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

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common

a shakespearian term for a slut whore or lose woman

my day was common mother, and so are you

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oblivious

dead

my pet cat is oblivious

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power whore

An electrical device that has a large external power supply attached to the power cord or plug that takes up to much space.

I fucking hate the atari 3800, why is it such a god damn power whore.

-James Rolf, The Angry Video Game Nerd

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Simion

a solid hard plastic penis used for masturbation

the two lesbians went to the sex shop to buy double sided Simion's

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imo

A emotional, suicidal, gay, punk rocker who who wheres their hair over one eye and wheres tight black clothes and badly died black hair.

Those imos at the mall are always sliting their wrists and complaining about life.

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rough sex

When a man breaks his penis while having sex.

Kevin was having sex with his girlfriend when it quickly became rough sex when she changed posistions and broke his penis.

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