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child molester

Literally me

I am a child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019

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Bumpersticking

A prank that can be executed anywhere, but is most prevalent among LGBTQ+ communities in the Southern United States. You begin by finding a car with copious amounts of right-wing stickers and waiting until the owner gets back. When the owner is in view, you sprint towards their car, stick a pro-LGBTQ+ sticker over a hateful one, and record their reaction as you run away.

Will and I went bumpersticking last night, and one guy pulled a gun on us! We barely got away.

by localpriest March 28, 2022

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Teeth

Structures in the human body made from enamel, commonly used to aid consumption of foods. Curiously, these structures are largely absent in the British diaspora, and those that are present tend to be far darker than teeth found in other ethnic groups around the globe.

Ricky: Mommy, I just lost my first tooth!
Julie: Don't be ridiculous, Ricky. We live in Slough, so we don't have any teeth.

by localpriest January 22, 2022


briish

How British people pronounce 'British'

Blimey mate, how could ye tell I'm Briish? It's my teeth, innit?

by localpriest March 5, 2021

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