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When you want to play Pokemon go without anyone noticing.
Ahh there's so many people! I guess I'll have to play LowKeyMon
When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.
Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.
When you are on a MISSION to have sexual intercourse with someone.
Dude i can't take it anymore!! I'm going on a sexhibition to bang Brittany!
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Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.
Having sex in Texas.
Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.
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Any sort of Mexican food
I'm gonna head to Rudy's Taco Shop and get some spick delights.
A criminal who jacks off his victims
-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!