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Sexhibition

When you are on a MISSION to have sexual intercourse with someone.

Dude i can't take it anymore!! I'm going on a sexhibition to bang Brittany!

by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

21πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Lawn Cocks

Mushrooms

Ricardo: How's your lawn looking?
Mark: Pretty bad actually, it's infested with massive lawn cocks.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017


Still Cock In

When your cock is in a woman, but there is no movement between the man or woman.

-Dude did you bust?
--No, it was a Still Cock In

by lockenload23 January 2, 2017

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Sexas

Having sex in Texas.

Dude I went to Houston last week and had some AWESOME sexas with Angela.

by lockenload23 August 2, 2016

61πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


what are you shitting

a way of asking what someone is going to get at a restaurant because it is what they will be pooping out later. (a play on words of what you are getting)

waiter: what are you shitting today?
Customer: um can i please shit two double doubles and fries, and my wife will be shitting a chocolate milkshake. thank you.

by lockenload23 March 12, 2017


SpicDonald's

A McDonald's restaurant operated by mostly Mexicans.

Dude I had a big mac from the SpicDonald's yesterday! It tasted like salsa!

by lockenload23 August 21, 2016


Tengo Sed

In Spanish means "I'm thirsty". Means someone is incredible horny.

Dude I HAVE to take Grace to bed frickin tengo sed.

by lockenload23 July 23, 2016

32πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž