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When you have sex inside of a Lexus vehicle.
Eugene: Hey man did you guys bang in the car?
Thomas: Yeah! We actually had Sexus!
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When you get an underwater rim job
-Hey dude how was the beach house with Casey last week?
--It was amazing, she gave me a pacific rim
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When you get a hand/blow job, and are unable to remember it.
Brock: Hey man, have you had any action lately?
Kyle: I don't even know, I may have had a ghost job.
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Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.
Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!
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When it can't poop because other people are around.
Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!
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When you sit on your penis for too long, and it falls asleep.
Ahh dude I need to stand up, I have a cock tingley.
Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.
Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period