Firstery

When something happens for the first time in history.

When Lebron scored 200 points, it was a Firstery.

Stock Cock

An uncircumcised penis

-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.

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Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.

-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock

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Bonage

Like cleavage, but when you can see the outline of a man's penis through his shorts/pants.

Dude get some bigger shorts, I can see your bonage!!

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Shy Asshole

When it can't poop because other people are around.

Brad get outta here! You know I have a shy asshole!

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Cock Tingley

When you sit on your penis for too long, and it falls asleep.

Ahh dude I need to stand up, I have a cock tingley.

Lame Duck Period

Period after a break up where you're looking for a new babe.

Dude 1: Bro are you still with Jessica?
Dude 2: nah dude, she broke up with me last week, I'm in the lame duck period