Kieran

Kieran is the sexiest guy and his penis is at least 4.7 feet he is so cool and sexy he has a body count of 48 yet he is a virgin and all 48 of those people were killed in an attack containing a lot of arson Kieran is about to face charges on the 19 November 2022. His dick will scare the judge away so he’ll be fine.

Girl 1: omfg is that Kieran he’s so hot and his dick is massive

Girl 2: yes it is omfg he’s going to court soon if he goes to prison I will too he is just too sexy.